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Date: Thu, 2 Dec 2004 13:40:17 +0800
From: Brian Keenan To: Aussie-Isp Message-Id: <010001c4d831$7ffada80$07a226ca@spod> Subject: [Oz-ISP] humour |
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This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_00FB_01C4D874.75E9A970 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable With all the heated discussion recently on this list, I thought a bit = humour might lighten things up.=20 Found this on the newsgroups today. Merry Xmas all. IT Bumper stickers. 1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding 2. <-------- The information went data way -------- 3. The name is Baud...James Baud. 4. BUFFERS=3D20 FILES=3D15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go! 5. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah! 6. C:V> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. 7. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope) 8. Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups. 9. E Pluribus Modem 10. .... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) 11. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny 12. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)? 13. 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium. 14. Windows: Just another pane in the glass. 15. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . . 16. RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure. 17. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue... 18. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key 19. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI! 20. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage. 21. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. 22. "640kb ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981 23. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE! 24. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... 25. REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q) 26. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N) 27. Hit any user to continue. 28. Disk Full - Press F1 to belch. 29. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic 30. (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?=20 Brian Keenan Omninet "Time exists so everything doesn't happen at once" - Albert Einstein ------=_NextPart_000_00FB_01C4D874.75E9A970 Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=3DContent-Type content=3D"text/html; = charset=3Diso-8859-1"> <META content=3D"MSHTML 6.00.2900.2523" name=3DGENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=3D#fcfee2> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>With all the heated discussion recently = on this=20 list, I thought a bit humour might lighten things up. </FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Found this on the newsgroups = today.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Merry Xmas all.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>IT Bumper stickers.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV>1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding<BR><BR>2. = <--------=20 The information went data way --------<BR><BR>3. The name is = Baud...James=20 Baud.<BR><BR>4. BUFFERS=3D20 FILES=3D15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards = to=20 go!<BR><BR>5. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!<BR><BR>6. C:V&gt; = Bad=20 command or file name! Go stand in the corner.<BR><BR>7. Southern DOS: = Y'all=20 reckon? (Yep/Nope)<BR><BR>8. Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking=20 backups.<BR><BR>9. E Pluribus Modem<BR><BR>10. .... File not found. = Should I=20 fake it? (Y/N)<BR><BR>11. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the=20 etherbunny<BR><BR>12. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C=20 (Y/N)?<BR><BR>13. 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's=20 Pentium.<BR><BR>14. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.<BR><BR>15.=20 SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .<BR><BR>16. RAM disk is *not* = an=20 installation procedure.<BR><BR>17. Smash forehead on keyboard to=20 continue...<BR><BR>18. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any=20 Key<BR><BR>19. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!<BR><BR>20. = E-mail=20 returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.<BR><BR>21. Error: Keyboard = not=20 attached. Press F1 to continue.<BR><BR>22. "640kb ought to be enough for = anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981<BR><BR>23. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT = THAT=20 ONE!<BR><BR>24. Press any key to continue or any other key to = quit...<BR><BR>25.=20 REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)<BR><BR>26. Error reading = FAT=20 record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)<BR><BR>27. Hit any user to=20 continue.<BR><BR>28. Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.<BR><BR>29. Backup = not found:=20 (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic<BR><BR>30. (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer? = </DIV> <DIV> <P><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Brian Keenan<BR>Omninet<BR><BR>"Time = exists so=20 everything doesn't happen at once" - Albert=20 Einstein</FONT></P></DIV></BODY></HTML> ------=_NextPart_000_00FB_01C4D874.75E9A970-- ---- email "unsubscribe aussie-isp" to m a j o r d o m o @ a u s s i e . n e t to be removed. |
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